Biden Wastes No Time Settling Into Oval Office
Among the belongings Biden was observed carrying into the office were a 20-pack of Depend adult diapers, a Tonka truck, numerous Barbie dolls, and a backpack he indicated contained three coloring books, a box of Crayola crayons, a Slinky, and a few snacks.
Mayor Hancock Issues Pre-Apology for His Upcoming Christmas Travel
DENVER, CO—Mayor Michael Hancock came under fire last month when he hopped on a plane shortly after tweeting to urge his fellow Coloradans not to travel for the Thanksgiving holiday. He apologized and said he learned a from the experience. In fact, Hancock held a press conference today to share his takeaways from the debacle […]
Representative-elect Lauren Boebert Causes Major Backups at U.S. Capitol Security
Normally an efficient process, the delays reportedly started when Representative-elect Lauren Boebert of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District reached the security checkpoint.
Governor Polis Enables “Auto Renew” for Colorado’s Mask Mandate
Exhausted by having to manually extend Colorado’s mask mandate each month, Governor Jared Polis logged into the “Governor’s Dashboard” section of the state’s website and set the mandate to automatically renew each month for an additional 30 days.
Denver Mayor Joins Fellow Dem Leaders Over Beers to Discuss Imposing New COVID Restrictions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Denver Mayor Michael Hancock was back in the air again on Saturday as he flew out to California to meet up with several fellow Democrat leaders from around the nation. Hancock joined California Governor Gavin Newsom, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, and six […]
Trump Claims Own Homemade COVID Vaccine “Over 200% Effective”
WASHINGTON D.C.—Pfizer recently announced that the company’s COVID-19 vaccine, developed in conjunction with German company BioNTech, has shown to be 95% effective in trials. Meanwhile, Americans are also encouraged by preliminary efficacy data from vaccine maker Moderna. But there is at least one American who isn’t celebrating: Donald Trump. When presented with the data on […]
“Indiana Jones” Campaign Strategy Flops as Shane Bolling Falls in U.S. House Bid
“You chose…poorly.” Those were the final words of Shane Bolling’s concession speech marking the official end to his campaign…
Great Clips Vehemently Denies Hickenlooper’s Claim of Being “a Regular”
At a campaign event in Pueblo, former Colorado Governor and Senate hopeful, John Hickenlooper declared, “I’m a regular…