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Border Flap: Wyoming Sign at Southern Border Draws Ire of Colorado Governor

Border Flap: Wyoming Sign at Southern Border Draws Ire of Colorado Governor

Denver Bans Fireworks, Declares Entire Downtown a City-Sanctioned Dumpster Fire Spectacular

Denver Bans Fireworks, Declares Entire Downtown a City-Sanctioned Dumpster Fire Spectacular

Boulder hiring freeze: Non-Essential Jobs like Owl-Whisperer on Chopping Block

In a stunning move to preserve fiscal balance, Boulderians everywhere are discovering that even their city’s most lovingly quirky jobs are no longer eligible for hire. 

Colorado Reintroduces Native Velociraptors, Immediately Regrets It After Goldendoodle Massacre

In a bold move to “rewild the West,” Colorado wildlife officials announced the successful reintroduction of native Velociraptors to the Rockies—just in time for the summer hiking season and farmer's market crowd.

Rockies Announce ‘Tren de Aragua Bobblehead Night’ 

In a bold promotional move, the Colorado Rockies announced that next month’s game against the Miami Marlins will feature Tren de Aragua Bobblehead Night, honoring the notorious Venezuelan crime syndicate that’s been making headlines — and unwanted house calls — across the country. 

Firebombing Fallout: Boulder Adopts “Common Sense” Safety Rules for Future Attacks 

Boulder City Manager Nuria Rivera-Vandermyde explained, “This important step ensures safety for the Boulder’s Jewish community while balancing the first-amendment rights of undocumented immigrants who wish to protest Zionism by setting them on fire.”