Colorado Republicans Outraged as GOP Ad Omits Bald Eagle and U.S. Flag

The Colorado Republican Party was left reeling Thursday night when it was discovered a flyer for one of their candidates featured neither a bald eagle nor the United States flag.

May 12, 2021

Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”

Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name.

May 4, 2021

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Colorado Republicans Outraged as GOP Ad Omits Bald Eagle and U.S. Flag

Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”

PEPTO BISMOL ANNOUNCES LAYOFFS DUE TO END OF CASA BONITA

Strip Club Turned Daycare in Awkward Transition

Denver Dog Mom Regrets Voting for Wolf Reintroduction

Governor Polis Wins Meat Marketer of the Year Award

DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew

Area Middle School Laptop Costs Up 7200% Since Introduction of Zoom Dodgeball

Confusion Over Drag Race at Bandimere Speedway

Governor Polis Creates “Safety Squad” to Enforce Remaining COVID Restrictions

Tay Anderson Recovering From Hate Crime Involving “Uniformed Jackbooted Girl Scouts”

Aurora Mayor Spending Week in Mansion to Better Grasp Plight of the One Percent

Google Maps Update Introduces New “Show Republicans” Feature to Protect Users’ Feelings

Biden Wastes No Time Settling Into Oval Office

Governor Polis Launches Bold Signage Plan to Crack Down on Riots

NBA Owners Successfully Convince Players to Stand for National Anthem

83-Year-Old ‘Confused as Hell’ During Mandatory Inclusiveness Training

Toddler Blames Dominion Voting Systems for Crappy Christmas Presents

Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists

Mayor Hancock Issues Pre-Apology for His Upcoming Christmas Travel

Representative-elect Lauren Boebert Causes Major Backups at U.S. Capitol Security

Governor Polis Enables “Auto Renew” for Colorado’s Mask Mandate

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