Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”
Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name.
Strip Club Turned Daycare in Awkward Transition
Local strip club Fantasia’s finds itself in an awkward transition between daycare and strip club now that COVID-19 restrictions are beginning to lift.
Denver Dog Mom Regrets Voting for Wolf Reintroduction
Self-proclaimed “Dog Mom,” Ashley Miller, says she made a big mistake by voting for the reintroduction of wolves into Colorado.
Google Maps Update Introduces New “Show Republicans” Feature to Protect Users’ Feelings
Tech giant Google rolled out an update earlier this week to both the desktop and mobile versions of its popular navigation app, Google Maps. The iOS App Store description states the update “Fixes minor bugs, improves app performance, and eliminates the necessity for critical thinking skills.”
Representative-elect Lauren Boebert Causes Major Backups at U.S. Capitol Security
Normally an efficient process, the delays reportedly started when Representative-elect Lauren Boebert of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District reached the security checkpoint.
Disgraced Dalmatian Issues Public Apology After Video of Blackface Incident Surfaces
England’s favorite doggy dad found himself in hot water this week after a shocking video appeared on social media…
Wolf “Drop Zone” Miles Off Target, Sends Terror Through Colorado Town
A pleasant November afternoon at Woodbury Park took a rapid turn after a pack of gray wolves literally descended on the festivities…
Denver Mayor Joins Fellow Dem Leaders Over Beers to Discuss Imposing New COVID Restrictions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Denver Mayor Michael Hancock was back in the air again on Saturday as he flew out to California to meet up with several fellow Democrat leaders from around the nation. Hancock joined California Governor Gavin Newsom, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, and six […]
Plastic Bag Ban Especially Hard on Colorado Hospitals’ Blood Banks
Hospital employees and administrators statewide have been left scrambling for answers after the Colorado legislature indicated its intention to ban one-time-use plastic bags…
Denver’s Urban Campers Form HOA to “Prevent Neighborhood From Going Downhill”
DENVER, CO—Fed up with unsanitary conditions, the haphazard placement of new tents, and incessant screams of profanity, “residents” of a homeless encampment in Denver’s Capitol Hill neighborhood say they were left with no choice but to turn their encampment into a covenant-controlled community. “We’ve already made a lot of great improvements,” says Charlie Washington, president […]