DENVER, CO - Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name. Blucifer reached out to The Oyster for an interview to clear up some common misconceptions held by the … [Read more...] about Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”
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DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew
DENVER, CO – Construction at Denver International Airport has been delayed once again, this time as a result of a 10PM noise restriction demanded by the aliens living in the tunnels below. Construction on DIA’s Great Hall has not gone according to plan since work began in July … [Read more...] about DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew