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Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”

May 4, 2021 ·

DENVER, CO - Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name.  Blucifer reached out to The Oyster for an interview to clear up some common misconceptions held by the … [Read more...] about Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”

Filed Under: Featured, Lifestyle Tagged With: blucifer, Denver airport, DIA

DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew

March 18, 2021 ·

DENVER, CO – Construction at Denver International Airport has been delayed once again, this time as a result of a 10PM noise restriction demanded by the aliens living in the tunnels below. Construction on DIA’s Great Hall has not gone according to plan since work began in July … [Read more...] about DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew

Filed Under: Fiscal, Government Tagged With: aliens, Denver international airport, DIA

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