DENVER, CO - Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name. Blucifer reached out to The Oyster for an interview to clear up some common misconceptions held by the … [Read more...] about Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”
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Confusion Over Drag Race at Bandimere Speedway
MORRISON, CO—A misplaced post on an online Colorado motor racing forum sent two subcultures colliding on Wednesday. Tracks, Denver’s oldest and largest gay nightclub, has long held an annual "drag" race to help promote fitness and competition in the community. The event … [Read more...] about Confusion Over Drag Race at Bandimere Speedway
Google Maps Update Introduces New “Show Republicans” Feature to Protect Users’ Feelings
Tech giant Google rolled out an update earlier this week to both the desktop and mobile versions of its popular navigation app, Google Maps. The iOS App Store description states the update “Fixes minor bugs, improves app performance, and eliminates the necessity for critical … [Read more...] about Google Maps Update Introduces New “Show Republicans” Feature to Protect Users’ Feelings
NBA Owners Successfully Convince Players to Stand for National Anthem
The 2020-21 NBA season is back underway and along with it, players are still kneeling for the national anthem. With TV ratings tanking and alienated fan bases, the NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers knew they needed to get players standing for the anthem, and fast! Fortunately, the … [Read more...] about NBA Owners Successfully Convince Players to Stand for National Anthem
83-Year-Old ‘Confused as Hell’ During Mandatory Inclusiveness Training
LOVELAND, CO—Tommy Antonelli has worked as an electrical engineer for over 60 years. Throughout his career, he has designed complex radar and navigation systems, communications systems, and cutting-edge electrical systems for spacecraft. Colleagues will tell you that Antonelli is … [Read more...] about 83-Year-Old ‘Confused as Hell’ During Mandatory Inclusiveness Training