SALIDA, CO – The Colorado Republican Party was left reeling Thursday night when it was discovered a flyer for one of their candidates featured neither a bald eagle nor the United States flag. The discovery was made by the party’s Assistant Deputy Treasurer, Benjamin Story, who … [Read more...] about Colorado Republicans Outraged as GOP Ad Omits Bald Eagle and U.S. Flag
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Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”
DENVER, CO - Blucifer, the iconic demon horse who has been greeting folks on their way to Denver International Airport since 2008, is hell-bent on restoring his good name. Blucifer reached out to The Oyster for an interview to clear up some common misconceptions held by the … [Read more...] about Blucifer Announces He Now Identifies as a “Nice Horsie”