COMMERCE CITY, CO – Local strip club Fantasia’s finds itself in an awkward transition between daycare and strip club now that COVID-19 restrictions are beginning to lift. When lockdowns began last year, Fantasia’s owner Kimmy Learner had to find a way to make money to … [Read more...] about Strip Club Turned Daycare in Awkward Transition
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Denver Dog Mom Regrets Voting for Wolf Reintroduction
DENVER, CO – Self-proclaimed “Dog Mom,” Ashley Miller, says she made a big mistake by voting for the reintroduction of wolves into Colorado. Miller was enjoying brunch alongside her Pomeranian, Sprinkles, in her urban backyard when the unthinkable happened. “It was a … [Read more...] about Denver Dog Mom Regrets Voting for Wolf Reintroduction
DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew
DENVER, CO – Construction at Denver International Airport has been delayed once again, this time as a result of a 10PM noise restriction demanded by the aliens living in the tunnels below. Construction on DIA’s Great Hall has not gone according to plan since work began in July … [Read more...] about DIA Great Hall Construction Delayed After Aliens Demand 10PM Curfew
Governor Polis Creates “Safety Squad” to Enforce Remaining COVID Restrictions
DENVER, CO—After nearly a year of what many believe to be excessive COVID-related restrictions, Coloradans have been eager to start gaining their freedoms back from the government. Colorado Governor Jared Polis, however, showed this week that he is not ready to surrender his … [Read more...] about Governor Polis Creates “Safety Squad” to Enforce Remaining COVID Restrictions
Biden Wastes No Time Settling Into Oval Office
WASHINGTON D.C.—While it may be weeks before incoming U.S. President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden get fully moved into the White House, he arrived today toting everything he says he needs to have a productive first day. Among the belongings Biden was observed carrying … [Read more...] about Biden Wastes No Time Settling Into Oval Office