GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Ellie Sommer had been looking forward to Christmas all year. Despite several tantrums throughout 2020, the four-year-old was confident about her status on Santa’s nice list going into the holiday season. After all, with COVID shutdowns, most of her meltdowns … [Read more...] about Toddler Blames Dominion Voting Systems for Crappy Christmas Presents
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Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Many of the details surrounding Santa’s annual trek across the globe to deliver presents has remained a mystery. One of the bigger questions—just how Santa powers his sleigh—appears to have been solved by experts at the North American Aerospace Defense … [Read more...] about Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists
California Celebrates Major Milestone in Takeover of Colorado
SACRAMENTO, CA—Over a decade ago, California initiated an ambitious plan to take over Colorado and render it indistinguishable from California. The latest milestone was successfully achieved with the recent opening of California-based In-N-Out Burger in Aurora and Colorado … [Read more...] about California Celebrates Major Milestone in Takeover of Colorado
Waitstaff Tips Down Nearly Forty Percent as Diners Say Servers Refuse to Smile
DENVER, CO—Park Hill resident Debra Jones and her husband, Gary, have always enjoyed dining out. She says that with so many great restaurants in Denver, their biggest problem is just deciding which one to choose. But over the last few months, Debra has identified a new … [Read more...] about Waitstaff Tips Down Nearly Forty Percent as Diners Say Servers Refuse to Smile