Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Many of the details surrounding Santa’s annual trek across the globe to deliver presents has remained a mystery. One of the bigger questions—just how Santa powers his sleigh—appears to have been solved by experts at the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). “For many years now, the world has believed that Santa’s sleigh […]
Mayor Hancock Issues Pre-Apology for His Upcoming Christmas Travel
DENVER, CO—Mayor Michael Hancock came under fire last month when he hopped on a plane shortly after tweeting to urge his fellow Coloradans not to travel for the Thanksgiving holiday. He apologized and said he learned a from the experience. In fact, Hancock held a press conference today to share his takeaways from the debacle […]
Governor Polis Enables “Auto Renew” for Colorado’s Mask Mandate
Exhausted by having to manually extend Colorado’s mask mandate each month, Governor Jared Polis logged into the “Governor’s Dashboard” section of the state’s website and set the mandate to automatically renew each month for an additional 30 days.
California Celebrates Major Milestone in Takeover of Colorado
Over a decade ago, California initiated an ambitious plan to take over Colorado and render it indistinguishable from California.