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President Trump Admits His Orange Coloration is Due to His Support of the Denver Broncos

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In a recent speech to the United Nations, President Trump explained that his odd coloration is a result of his love for the Denver Broncos.

Mr. Trump said, “You look at that orange, you think of toughness. You think of champions. Just amazing people. Amazing energy. Total winners. Believe me.”

Geneticists believe the President’s intense admiration for the Broncos activated epigenetic sequences within his DNA that unlocked his unique appearance.

Upon hearing of Mr. Trump’s love of the Broncos, the Denver City Council ordered Empower Field to be immediately demolished and all players to be deported. 

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