Border Flap: Wyoming Sign at Southern Border Draws Ire of Colorado Governor
CHEYENNE, Wyo. (AP) — A new sign posted along the Wyoming-Colorado border has sparked a heated exchange between state officials this week, after a photo of the sign — reading “Welcome to Colorful Colorado. Ask Yourself What Poor Life Choices Led to This.” — went viral on social media. The sign, which appeared overnight on […]
Denver Bans Fireworks, Declares Entire Downtown a City-Sanctioned Dumpster Fire Spectacular
DENVER, CO — In a bold move to ensure public safety this Fourth of July, Denver officials have banned all fireworks while proudly announcing that the entire downtown area has been reclassified as a city-sanctioned Dumpster Fire™, now officially recognized as a cultural and pyrotechnic event. “Fireworks are inherently dangerous,” said city spokesperson Kendra Moralez, […]
Pepto Bismol Announces Layoffs Due to End of Casa Bonita
As a result of Colorado landmark Casa Bonita filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Monday, Procter & Gamble plans to lay off approximately 50% of their Pepto Bismol division.