ARVADA, CO—According to local middle school gym teacher Simon Kurd, affectionately called “Mr. Turd” by his students, he recently had his “best idea since dropping out of school.” “Two words,” declared Kurd. “Zoom dodgeball. I was so sick and tired of the rest of these … [Read more...] about Area Middle School Laptop Costs Up 7200% Since Introduction of Zoom Dodgeball