LONDON—England’s favorite doggy dad found himself in hot water this week after a shocking video appeared on social media. The video, confirmed to be authentic, was recorded in the early 1960’s in the town of Dinsford. It shows famous canine, Pongo, rolling in soot to imitate a … [Read more...] about Disgraced Dalmatian Issues Public Apology After Video of Blackface Incident Surfaces
Wolf “Drop Zone” Miles Off Target, Sends Terror Through Colorado Town
CRAIG, CO—A pleasant November afternoon at Woodbury Park took a rapid turn after a pack of gray wolves literally descended on the festivities. After landing and quickly chewing through their parachute lines, the pack rapidly organized, surrounding three adults and four children … [Read more...] about Wolf “Drop Zone” Miles Off Target, Sends Terror Through Colorado Town
Plastic Bag Ban Especially Hard on Colorado Hospitals’ Blood Banks
DENVER, CO—Hospital employees and administrators statewide have been left scrambling for answers after the Colorado legislature indicated its intention to ban one-time-use plastic bags. Grocery chains, restaurants, and retail stores will also be impacted. In preparation for the … [Read more...] about Plastic Bag Ban Especially Hard on Colorado Hospitals’ Blood Banks
Denver’s Urban Campers Form HOA to “Prevent Neighborhood From Going Downhill”
DENVER, CO—Fed up with unsanitary conditions, the haphazard placement of new tents, and incessant screams of profanity, “residents” of a homeless encampment in Denver’s Capitol Hill neighborhood say they were left with no choice but to turn their encampment into a … [Read more...] about Denver’s Urban Campers Form HOA to “Prevent Neighborhood From Going Downhill”
Trump Claims Own Homemade COVID Vaccine “Over 200% Effective”
WASHINGTON D.C.—Pfizer recently announced that the company’s COVID-19 vaccine, developed in conjunction with German company BioNTech, has shown to be 95% effective in trials. Meanwhile, Americans are also encouraged by preliminary efficacy data from vaccine maker Moderna. But … [Read more...] about Trump Claims Own Homemade COVID Vaccine “Over 200% Effective”