After the widespread vandalism and destruction that gripped downtown Denver last year went virtually unchecked, Governor Polis vowed a much harsher stance in 2021 in the form of reminder signs placed across the city. “It’s time we make the message clear to would-be rioters … [Read more...] about Governor Polis Launches Bold Signage Plan to Crack Down on Riots
NBA Owners Successfully Convince Players to Stand for National Anthem
The 2020-21 NBA season is back underway and along with it, players are still kneeling for the national anthem. With TV ratings tanking and alienated fan bases, the NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers knew they needed to get players standing for the anthem, and fast! Fortunately, the … [Read more...] about NBA Owners Successfully Convince Players to Stand for National Anthem
83-Year-Old ‘Confused as Hell’ During Mandatory Inclusiveness Training
LOVELAND, CO—Tommy Antonelli has worked as an electrical engineer for over 60 years. Throughout his career, he has designed complex radar and navigation systems, communications systems, and cutting-edge electrical systems for spacecraft. Colleagues will tell you that Antonelli is … [Read more...] about 83-Year-Old ‘Confused as Hell’ During Mandatory Inclusiveness Training
Toddler Blames Dominion Voting Systems for Crappy Christmas Presents
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Ellie Sommer had been looking forward to Christmas all year. Despite several tantrums throughout 2020, the four-year-old was confident about her status on Santa’s nice list going into the holiday season. After all, with COVID shutdowns, most of her meltdowns … [Read more...] about Toddler Blames Dominion Voting Systems for Crappy Christmas Presents
Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Many of the details surrounding Santa’s annual trek across the globe to deliver presents has remained a mystery. One of the bigger questions—just how Santa powers his sleigh—appears to have been solved by experts at the North American Aerospace Defense … [Read more...] about Santa Claus Finds Himself in Crosshairs of Environmental Activists