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Representative-elect Lauren Boebert Causes Major Backups at U.S. Capitol Security Read More » December 16, 2020
Disgraced Dalmatian Issues Public Apology After Video of Blackface Incident Surfaces Read More » December 6, 2020
Denver Mayor Joins Fellow Dem Leaders Over Beers to Discuss Imposing New COVID Restrictions Read More » November 29, 2020
Denver’s Urban Campers Form HOA to “Prevent Neighborhood From Going Downhill” Read More » November 22, 2020
Waitstaff Tips Down Nearly Forty Percent as Diners Say Servers Refuse to Smile Read More » November 15, 2020
“Indiana Jones” Campaign Strategy Flops as Shane Bolling Falls in U.S. House Bid Read More » November 4, 2020
U.S. Bureau of Land Management Head Thrilled to See #BLM Campaign Taking Off Read More » October 28, 2020
Starting Wildfire to Make Sunsets Prettier Was Shortsighted, Admits Fort Collins Mayor Read More » October 25, 2020
